At her worst

Girls are unpredictable. Most of the the times, we don't know what we want.
If you can't read what she wants, then you are not meant to be her partner.

Sometimes things are out of control. Nothing you do is right to her eyes.
If you can't handle her at her worst, you don't deserve her at her best.

Sorry

Sorry is just a word.


Sorry has four different letters in it.

Sorry has repeated ‘r’ in the spelling.

Sorry is just another word again.

Sorry sometimes means ‘I wasn’t being myself’

Sorry is a painful word.

Sorry is a difficult promise to commit.

Sorry at other times means ‘I’ll TRY not to do it again’ rather than ‘I will not do it again’.

Sorry is also a feeling.

Sorry is just another expression.

Sorry means nothing to you and me.

Motosikal

You know why i hate motorcycles/motorcyclist so much? No offends but really, I was listening to the radio one morning and I heard this guy was telling on air that he will kick the car siapa yang tak bagi dia jalan.

I mean like who the hell you think you are? And he had the guts to say "bagi la kita yang naik motor ni jalan, bagi muka la sikit".. huh? Why should i? i pay road tax, i pay toll. Why should I give you way?

Yesterday, I was reviewing my client's claim file. One of the claims on car accident was from a customer who accidentally knocked a motocycle on NPE highway. And the motorcyclist sued the driver.

First of all, WTH a motorcycle doing on a FAST LANE of a highway???????

Ada hati nak saman orang.

Malaysia Boleh?

Past few days people have been talking about nothing but the Thomas Cup. Interesting enough when Malaysian squad Fairuz created controversy after the match with Japan.
I was listening to Hot FM the next morning and the discussion topic was something like “Siapa yang patut lebih emo, the player or the penyokong”.

Banyak la orang yang call bagi comment masing-masing.

I totally understand the penyokong’s point of view. Orang ramai sentiasa bagi harapan tinggi kepada national players. We have high hopes that these people boleh mengharumkan nama Malaysia. So sebagai national player, if you don’t perform, blame it on yourself.

Tapi sebagai penyokong, jangan la over sangat. Why can’t we just stand by their side? Kalah atau menang, kita tetap Malaysian. Kita kene sokong Malaysia. I understand the frustration.

But what I don’t understand is, kenapa kene kutuk gila gila punya gila? Kalah, kalah la.. after all, it’s just a game. Tak payah la condemn macam kau bagus sangat. Yes, they are professionals, they do trainings every day.

But even David Beckham had missed his penalty kick in World Cup. Bukan sebab goal keeper tu terror sangat, sebab dia tendang pun straight and very predictable. Tapi, ada peminat Beckham nak kecoh? Tak, sebab dia David Beckham!

Liverpool kalah banyak games even with stupid team, tapi ada peminat Liverpool kecoh? Tak, “You’ll Never Walk Alone”!

Bila MU kalah, ada the fans nak kutuk-kutuk the team, the player, or the strategy? No, instead they go and delete all other Liverpool fans from their facebook or twitter account. They still stand by MU side and still call themselves MU fans.

Tapi bila Malaysia kalah? Bodoh, main macam taik, menyesal beli tiket, tak guna sokong, buang masa tengok and a lot of other negative things.

Tak fair langsungkan?

Kalau Malaysia menang sesuatu bukan main lagi “Malaysia Boleh”, kalau kalah “Malaysia Boleh Blah”. A concept that is only practiced by my fellow Malaysian.

Smell YOU sexy

Have no doubt on the authenticity, they are directly from the US.

Email iikanuar@gmail.com / mdshazali@gmail.com if you have queries/comments or simply to place your order. Delivery will be in a weeks time..

               
ARMANI CLASSIC

Collection of the gentlemen f style
Clean, citrusy scent
Suitable for romantic wear
Since 1984

Retail: 125ml - RM215 RM 165

ARMANI BLACK CODE

Sophisticated and irresistibly attractive,
The essence of virile, sensual, and casual elegance

Retail: 50ml - RM 195  RM 145
            75 ml - RM245  RM 175

DUNHILL DESIRE BLUE (AUTHOR's recommendation)

Aromatic green fragance
Citrusy and sexy,
Oceanic and relaxing,
Great longevity,
Pure and simple,
Wonderful scent that would make girls go mad!

BEST SELLING since 2002!

Retail: 50ml - RM190  RM 140
            100ml - RM264   RM 175




LACOSTE ESSENTIAL (AUTHOR'S recommendation)

Starts with a masculine tone and harsh citrus,
Clean, crisp, and offend no one,
Releases fresh energy

Retail: 75ml - RM 215  RM 155
            125ml - RM 270  RM  195






ANNA SUI DOLLY GIRL (AUTHOR'S recommendation)

Fresh, floral aroma
A little fruity smell that lasts all day long
Sexy and classic style

Retail: 75ml - RM 230  RM 165

VICTORIA'S SECRET VERY SEXY

Sultry, sexy sensuous smell,
Most alluring perfume with a very seductive aroma,
Suitable for evening use

Retail: 50ml - RM318  RM195
            100ml - RM 395  RM 235

LANCOME MIRACLE SO MAGIC

Sparkling and refreshing for everyday use,
Fun and exciting,
Magically suitable for evening use,
More floral and less overpowering

Retail: 50ml - RM 245  RM 160
            100ml - RM315  RM 195

DAVIDOFF COOL WATER FOR HER (AUTHOR'S recommendation)

Sharp and flowery,
Very feminine and sexy,
Exotic and long lasting smell,
Best selling since 2004!!

Retail: 50ml - RM198  RM 145
            100ml - RM 270  RM 180






They don't come with the box package as the boxes may have been spoilt during shipment, hence they can't be sold in retails. So, if you don't mind just taking the original bottles, THEY ARE REALLY REALLY CHEAP!!!


MORE TO COME!!

Pujuk perempuan

Selalunya bila perempuan merajuk,

Inilah masanya lelaki nak tunjuk macho,

Tunjuk kejantanan.

Kedai bunga selalunya menajdi pilihan,

Or chocolates menjadi sasaran.

Kadang-kadang yang kaya-raya tu, 

Beli lah berjambak-jambak bunga, hantar depan pintu,

Lagi best, letak seutas jam tangan yang mahal,

Atau gelang, atau rantai emas.

Tapi...yang ini lagi special...

Satu dalam sejuta..

Bila perempuan tu merajuk, 

Dia pun menghilang,

Ingat nak beli bunga,

Rupanya pergi MPH...

Mampu jugak dia buat perempuan tu tersenyum..

Nasib baik.... :)