Junks

Him: I have a surprise for you.

She: What is it? What is it?

Him: I can't tell you, it's a surprise.

Me: I LOVEEEEEE ITTTTT!!!!! Butttt.....urghh

Ali adalah perosak badan saya.

Tapi, terima kasih.

Stress Relievers!

Pujuk perempuan

Selalunya bila perempuan merajuk,

Inilah masanya lelaki nak tunjuk macho,

Tunjuk kejantanan.

Kedai bunga selalunya menajdi pilihan,

Or chocolates menjadi sasaran.

Kadang-kadang yang kaya-raya tu, 

Beli lah berjambak-jambak bunga, hantar depan pintu,

Lagi best, letak seutas jam tangan yang mahal,

Atau gelang, atau rantai emas.

Tapi...yang ini lagi special...

Satu dalam sejuta..

Bila perempuan tu merajuk, 

Dia pun menghilang,

Ingat nak beli bunga,

Rupanya pergi MPH...

Mampu jugak dia buat perempuan tu tersenyum..

Nasib baik.... :)

Nail or hair

He: Come, let’s go get u some manicure pedicure?


She: Ala, tanak la.. membazir la, you cannot really see the result, kat kuku je. [Honestly, she wasn’t interested]


He: Alaa…jom la, I nak belanja you.


She: Tak payah la, you. Serious bazir.

He: Ok, if not we go get you do up your hair?

She: Erm…[yeayyyy!!! Memang nak perm rambut pun] Tapi… saloon mahal la sayang. Mahal banyak dari buat kuku.

He: Errr..[alamak, mahal tu. Salah offer laaa…] ok la, let’s just do the nails.

Tanpa second offer for the hair….

Hehehe,,, lelaki memang begitu.

Skirt

Have not been updating the blog.
Have not been dating.
Have not been sleeping well.
Have not been eating properly.
Have been working 7 days a week, 18 hours a day.

That’s how busy I have been.
And the most tiring thing to do everyday, is driving back from work in the early morning after hours and hours looking at the computer. And it’s not easy to be driving at 3 am in the morning everyday for 2 weeks consecutively.

So today, when I told Ali that I had to go to client’s place to work, he offered to drive me there and to fetch me home. I was happy.

It was Sunday. A day where you are supposed to relax at home. But I had to work. So I decided to just wear something that I’d normally wear at home. To make myself feel comfortable at work.

Ali cakap skirt ni macam tak cukup kain nak buat pocket.

In my heart, “Tak per la, bukan nak pegi mana pun. Duduk dalam keta je.. then duduk dalam bilik.” I happily matched this ‘pretty’ skirt with my ugly crocs…. To my client’s place.

Then I got to know Ali offered to drive my mom to KL. So the thought that he’s going back and forth KL-Subang a number of times in a day, makes me feel bad. I was sure that he’s gonna be very tired.

Without thinking hard, I called up Ali and said “You don’t have to fetch me from KL. I’ll take the lrt and you just fetch me at Taman Jaya station".

He was reluctant at first, but he finally agreed. That shows that he was really tired. After I hung up, I realized..”Oh shit! my skirt!!!!”

Haihhh.. I was really mad at myself for being so nice. Next time… just let him come and fetch me laaa…

Dengan muka selamba nya I took the lrt with my ugly baju, ridiculous looking skirt and a pair of old crocs, together with my laptop bag and some other bags.

Reached Taman Jaya, I could see Ali was waiting for me in the car. I didn’t know what was on his mind when he looked at me or shall I say when he finally realized what I was wearing to work today.

I didn’t remember much about our conversation in the car, except for the part where he said I looked like Philipino maid with my skirt and my selipar.

Eleh, skirt I darjah 5 lah!! Comel pe...

Scan

I was looking at the blog that I share with my girlfriends.

So many girlfriends are expecting. They share their first baby scan in the blog. And I can't help thinking how beautiful the tiny lil thing growing inside them.

I kept on telling him how nice to actually feel that feeling. To be sharing the photo scan with your loved ones.

Then he sweetly said "Awak pun boleh letak pe.. Letak gambar taik". :p

KNS!

Sexy Audi

He was browsing the internet.

"Uishh..sexy..sexy"



"Uishhh..."



"Gillerr..."



"Lawa sial..."



"Sexy...sexyy..."

"Mak Aaihh...sexynya..."

Then she ask, dengan suara manja lagi mengada "Yang, mana lagi sexy? kereta tu ke i?"

Dengan spontan dia menjawab, "Kereta tu!"

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