My God, I can't cook!!!

I decided to cook today!

I thought I should start cooking again..

It's been more or less 3 years that I haven't really cook. So I must try again!

4 years back.. Ali used to admire my nasi goreng.

4 years back.. I used to cook at least twice a week and improvised a lot of cooking style..

3 years back, during my graduation trip, I cook for my family and they loved it!

Now...I've lost my touch!

Instanteneously, I decided to cook! So I started surfing the internet looking for good recipe. I found one, and I tried it out... First time masak ketam...


Ketam bertelur: (mak kata, lain kali potong kakinya :p)


Don't know la jadi ke tak.. Coz I don't know how it supposed to look like.

Sayur kailan pahit:

Pahit sebab api besar sangat, and bawang semua jadi hangus!

And this.....!!! The worst of all! (I used to cook good kari kurma).. Now just look at my Kurma Telur!

Looks like...........

Seriously, I don't know what it looks like! Before it was served, it really looked like scrambled egg berkuah (because tak cukup kuah and the eggs were scrambled inside the kuah). But I just added more santan now it looks like.... poridge!

Oh, begini lah dah lama tak masak.. (alasan!)

My mother said "Takper, boleh jer makan.. nanti kalau esok-esok Ali lapar sgt, boleh la nak makan, takder lah kebulur"

Haih, mama! bila lapar nak mati jer ke baru boleh makan? Is it that bad?

Yang penting mereka tambah dua pinggan!

Why can't I

Recently, changed my caller ringtone from Lady Ga-Ga to 4 new songs.

1. Taylor Swift – Love Story
2. Rossa and Pasha – Terlanjur cinta
3. Wang Lee Hom – Jiao Ben
4. Mista Gee – Honey Girl (Indian song)

And I’ve received complaints about it from my callers.

“Weh, ko dah convert ker?”
“Apehal ko pakai lagu cina nih?”
“Sejak bila ko minat lagu india nih?”
“Aku ingat salah nombor”

YaddaYaddaYadda...

Yes, I’ve constantly received few missed calls from the same caller in a short time interval. Maybe they thought they called the wrong number, so they called again.

The question is…… Why can’t I?

Why can’t I put an Indian song or a Chinese song? Why does it sound so wrong for a Malay to put an Indian song on? We are not American but it doesn’t feel odd having an English song on or a stupid Italian Latino song for that matter?

Why does a Malay is obliged to put a malay song or an english song?
Why does a Chinese will only feel gratified with a Chinese song?
Why does an Indian is only compelled with an Indian song?

Are we not Malaysian? I don’t have to convert to be able to subscribe to a non-malay song.

Why can’t I be Malaysian? Why can’t you do the same?

Fields Of Anfield Road

Outside the Shankly Gates
I heard a Kopite calling:
Oh "Shankly, they have taken you away
But you left a great eleven
Before you went to heaven
Now it's glory round the Fields of Anfield Road"


Chorus
All 'round the fields of Anfield Road,
Where once we watched the King Kenny play (and could he play!),
We had Heighway on the wing,
We had dreams and songs to sing,
Of the glory, 'round the fields, of Anfield Road


Outside the Paisley Gates
I heard a Kopite calling:
Oh "Paisley, they have taken you away
You led the great 11
Back in Rome in 77
And the redmen they are still playing the same way"

Irish Joke

A friend posted them on FB and I thought it was funny enough to be re-posted.

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only
raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"

Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"

They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free..

At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"

Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub".

Kisah dia dan buku

Last Sunday, we decided to stay home. Watched Slumdog Millionaire from the computer and then later on we started to do some work. Ali did some studying next to me.


After a while...


Ali: Hun, kejut i in 5 minutes. I nak tido jap.. ngantok!


Me: ok.


Ali: 5 minutes jer tau?


Me: ok!


5 minutes later....


krohh krohh krohhhhhhh!!!!


In my heart: Huh, sedap nya dia tido.. berdengkur..tak sampai hati nak gerak.. biar lah dia tido..


Half and hour after....


Ali: Asal u tak kejut i??? (marah)!! haihhh... u should have kejut i.. kenapa lah u didn't??????


Me: i tak sampai hati nak kejut...


Ali: Kejut jer la... kan i dah kata 5 minute jer?


Me: Haihh... asal marah sgt ni??


Ali: Tengok lah ni....

Air liur basi!!!!!



Padan lah marah sangat.... :p

You and lion

Got an email from a friend. A so-called puzzle!


Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with
a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.



Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one
around to help you. What to do now ..........


So banyakla orang yang cuba menjawab... Antara jawapannya:

1. Cry
2. Poo on the lion
3. Spit on the lion.
4. Goyang kan badan

And the closest to the real answer is...

5. Nyanyi until it rains then the lion will go away.

But apparently, none of the above is right. The answer is......


SING HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG (so the candle wont burn the rope).

Stupid Tom n Jerry joke!

JELAJAH MALAYSIA 2009

The race is scheduled to start on April 19th and ends on April 26th 2009. The race will involve 8 stages all together passing through 6 states (Selangor,Perak,Kedah,Kelantan,Terengganu and Pahang).

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Harta anak yatim

When I was in school learning about ‘makan harta anak yatim’, I found topic very odd. It sounded implausible. I could not imagine someone walk to a poor wandering child who is trying to find a single soul with humanity who would readily, donating a coin or two into the small container, and that someone would just take all the money from the container that belongs to the kid. I could not envisage a person could just steal money from a parentless kid. So how this ‘makan harta anak yatim’ did come about? Who came out with the hokum anyway?

Over the years I come to realize that this phrase is not literally what it means. They don’t just go to an orphan and just steal their money.

It can simply happen by the way of inheritance allocation. If the way the bequest is being distributed wrongly and when a person is taking more that what is he entitled to, he is also falling into the category of ‘makan harta anak yatim’. Where in real fact, taking more means taking the rights of his other siblings who are considered orphans at this stage. Orphans are not just parentless small children. Parentless adults are also orphans.

In another situation, which happens to a very close friend of mine is also demonstrating this tiny phrase.

Her aunt married an Indonesian and became his second wife here in Malaysia, of course with the agreement of the first wife. He was initially an ustaz, who were teaching Qur’an to my friend and her sibling and other cousins. He married her aunt and she gave birth to a beautiful son after 2 years of marriage.

When the boy was 2 years old, his mother was diagnosed of cancer. She passed away a year after and left him nothing else but RM1,400 monthly from her EPF to her son, which RM 700 to be kept for the child until he grows up and the rest is for her husband to be used for the kid’s welfare.

Human is human, and who would not want free money coming in every month without having to work? The stupid guy has stopped working fulltime even when his wife was still around, working. But now he quit his job for good and he lives with the monthly RM 1,400 he earns every month and now he married another girl already. He lives his life with the money his late wife left for his son.

That is also ‘makan harta anak yatim’. Whenever I hear this story about him, I feel like strangling him to death. How can a father does this to his own son?

One day, my friend brought this small kid to meet up with his other little cousins. So they were playing around, and one little boy came up to this poor boy and taught him how to use a gun.

“Kamu ambik pistol ni, pegang macam ni, lepas tu kamu tembak bapak kamu”

Even a small kid understands the whole bloody situation.

Getting to know you II

Your view on yourself:
Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:
Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education
You may not like to study but you have many practical ideas. You listen to your own instincts and tend to follow your heart, so you will probably end up with an unusual job.

The right job for you:
You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:
You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:
You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

Getting to know you

A friend of mine introduced to me an interesting site. http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx


Maybe you can try.. get to know yourself, or let your partner do, and get to know him/her too.. so you can get to know each other better.

I did it just for fun though.. but i guess 98.89% everything is true about me. I dunno.. only Ali can tell ;)

Your view on yourself:
You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:
You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:
You prefer to get to know a person very well before deciding whether you will commit to the relationship.

The seriousness of your love:
You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education
Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:
You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:
You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:
You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:
You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

My rojak at Mamak Jalan Lumut, KL

For lunch today, my friends and I went to a mamak restaurant, where we call "Eggless mamak", opposite my client's place (simply because they do roti canai without using eggs)

I have always ordered their rojak ayam.

And today, i ordered rojak ayam...

But today, my rojak ayam was specially rojak-ed for me.

Happily eating almost half of my rojak, I don't know why but God made me want to look at my sudu before I actually suap ke mulut. Maka, nampak lah saya ada makhluk Tuhan berwarna hitam berkaki lebih dari dua berada di atas sudu saya.

I didnt know how to react. I couldn't scream, I couldn't yell, I couldn't even vomit (althought I was dying to vomit out everything) and I couldn't even take out my camera phone to take the photo of the baby Coco on my sudu. I just stopped and stared!

I wonder if it was the only one being rojak-ed together or it has got siblings or friends bersama-sama exploring my food and wonder if all of them already went to my stomach. Ewww... really.. I don't know what to hope.

My friend told me that cocroach is actually a form of medicine. Dr Azman, please tell me that it is true!!!