A friend of a friend told me this.
He was stopped by a police car. Reason? He beat the traffic light.
Policeman indicated he wanted to be bribed.
He checked his wallet and said, "Sorry encik, saya takder duit".
Policeman answered, "ok, takpe, saya ikut awak pergi ATM".
He was shocked that the policeman wanted to go up to that extent just to ask for money.
He headed to the nearest ATM. Policeman was waiting in his car.
He walked back to the policeman and looking guilty (to me, he shouldnt have felt guilty), he said "Sorry encik, dalam ATM saya pun takder duit".
Policeman was pissed."Haaaa..takper la takperla, lain kali jangan buat lagi".
I personally think that policeman was stoooopid. For following him to the ATM..so desperado. and, for accepting the reason that he has not gotten ANY money.
hmmm... that's another way of getting escaped from being summoned.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Nail or hair
He: Come, let’s go get u some manicure pedicure?
She: Ala, tanak la.. membazir la, you cannot really see the result, kat kuku je. [Honestly, she wasn’t interested]
He: Alaa…jom la, I nak belanja you.
She: Tak payah la, you. Serious bazir.
He: Ok, if not we go get you do up your hair?
She: Erm…[yeayyyy!!! Memang nak perm rambut pun] Tapi… saloon mahal la sayang. Mahal banyak dari buat kuku.
He: Errr..[alamak, mahal tu. Salah offer laaa…] ok la, let’s just do the nails.
Tanpa second offer for the hair….
Hehehe,,, lelaki memang begitu.
She: Ala, tanak la.. membazir la, you cannot really see the result, kat kuku je. [Honestly, she wasn’t interested]
He: Alaa…jom la, I nak belanja you.
She: Tak payah la, you. Serious bazir.
He: Ok, if not we go get you do up your hair?
She: Erm…[yeayyyy!!! Memang nak perm rambut pun] Tapi… saloon mahal la sayang. Mahal banyak dari buat kuku.
He: Errr..[alamak, mahal tu. Salah offer laaa…] ok la, let’s just do the nails.
Tanpa second offer for the hair….
Hehehe,,, lelaki memang begitu.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Because you are a girl
Kak Haza’s entry today has really caught my attention. It is exactly how I feel and how much I have been meaning to express. Not that I am ungrateful I came into the world as a girl.
Being a girl, has a lot of advantages.
You get to say you don’t know, because you’re a girl. You get to get away from dealing with technical or heavy stuff because you’re a girl and you are meant to be weaker than men.
Girls are expected to have less intelligence than men. But if you are a genius, you get the bonus point. Men are expected to be smart, but if they are not, they don’t worth anything.
As a girl you get to be moody and get away with it because you are known to have suffered from PMS. When a man gets moody, he will be labeled ‘a jerk’.
You get to wear beautiful things like diamonds and tiaras. You can wear pink.
As a girl, if you have good driving skill, you will be called and F1 driver, but if you drive injudiciously, you will just be labeled as one of those “women drivers”, which is not bad I think, because you ARE a woman. Unlike men, if they drive skillfully, nothing great about that, because they are EXPECTED to. But if they drive hastily, they will be labeled as “drive macam POMPUAN!!” which is not nice la, because they are being associated to a different gender.
As a girl, you can talk a lot and looking cute. You can be kelam kabut, careless, forgetful, but still being loved.
Banyak lagi you can do and get away as a girl. And the best thing is, you get to be a mother.
BUT, all the above is only true in fairy tales. If you EVER able to find yourself a prince charming that understands the different nature of a man and a woman. The prince that takes the responsibility to make you happy as a girl. That gives everything just to see you smile. That respects you as a girl and not just treat you like someone who compliments him. That knows how to keep quiet and show respect when his girl is nagging, angry or moody.
In real life, men just live their life in their own convenient way. They harass, they abuse as they like just to satisfy their lust. They just don’t care about anything, and don’t even bother to pick a wedding date. They can just get moody and cranky whenever they are hungry or when the weather does not co-operate. They expect their ladies to just be there for them every time, cater for their needs, and accept their mood swings. So ‘male chauvinist’, I know. They can make mistakes, and say sorry whenever they like and if their ladies, don’t accept it, they get angry for not being forgiven. So typical, right?
If I were a boy, I will be proud of myself to be able to make my girl happy. I would hold on to the principle “I am not a real man if I can’t make my wife happy”.
Beyonce says:
If I were a boy
I thinkI could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
I swear I can be a better man
Being a girl, has a lot of advantages.
You get to say you don’t know, because you’re a girl. You get to get away from dealing with technical or heavy stuff because you’re a girl and you are meant to be weaker than men.
Girls are expected to have less intelligence than men. But if you are a genius, you get the bonus point. Men are expected to be smart, but if they are not, they don’t worth anything.
As a girl you get to be moody and get away with it because you are known to have suffered from PMS. When a man gets moody, he will be labeled ‘a jerk’.
You get to wear beautiful things like diamonds and tiaras. You can wear pink.
As a girl, if you have good driving skill, you will be called and F1 driver, but if you drive injudiciously, you will just be labeled as one of those “women drivers”, which is not bad I think, because you ARE a woman. Unlike men, if they drive skillfully, nothing great about that, because they are EXPECTED to. But if they drive hastily, they will be labeled as “drive macam POMPUAN!!” which is not nice la, because they are being associated to a different gender.
As a girl, you can talk a lot and looking cute. You can be kelam kabut, careless, forgetful, but still being loved.
Banyak lagi you can do and get away as a girl. And the best thing is, you get to be a mother.
BUT, all the above is only true in fairy tales. If you EVER able to find yourself a prince charming that understands the different nature of a man and a woman. The prince that takes the responsibility to make you happy as a girl. That gives everything just to see you smile. That respects you as a girl and not just treat you like someone who compliments him. That knows how to keep quiet and show respect when his girl is nagging, angry or moody.
In real life, men just live their life in their own convenient way. They harass, they abuse as they like just to satisfy their lust. They just don’t care about anything, and don’t even bother to pick a wedding date. They can just get moody and cranky whenever they are hungry or when the weather does not co-operate. They expect their ladies to just be there for them every time, cater for their needs, and accept their mood swings. So ‘male chauvinist’, I know. They can make mistakes, and say sorry whenever they like and if their ladies, don’t accept it, they get angry for not being forgiven. So typical, right?
If I were a boy, I will be proud of myself to be able to make my girl happy. I would hold on to the principle “I am not a real man if I can’t make my wife happy”.
Beyonce says:
If I were a boy
I thinkI could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
'Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
'Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
I swear I can be a better man
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Bootcamp
A friend of mine, Nyna who is a very active member of the Original Bootcamp (OBC) has always invited me to join the introduction programme, well they call it Bring-A-Friend-Day, and it’s free. Unfortunately, it’s on Friday morning at Padang Merbok, KL. I really think it’s very inconvenient for me to go and there’s no shower place, hence I can’t be possibly going there at 5.30am and the next hour running back home in Subang Jaya to shower and go back to KL for work. It’s just not convenient. So I have never accepted the offer.
However, last week, Ali told me that a friend of his, Sarep together with his girl, Fariza are also members of the OBC. But they join the one in PJ and their introduction session was Saturday (yesterday). So I agreed to join. Was excited. Everyone thought it was more like hot-hot-chicken shit kinda thing. Even I thought so.
But, there I was at Padang Utara, PJ, at 5.30am.
Warming up was like jogging back and forth for few meters. Lesson learnt: Don’t stand anywhere near Ali. When he ran at my back he told me to go faster. When he was running in front of me, he left gaps like 3 obese people pun can fill in. Heheh..
The activities yesterday was more focused on the strength of your muscles. They were all good, but for a beginner like me……. SAKIT, BEB!!!
The gist is, not to stop until they tell you to do so. Keep on doing it even at a slow pace. If they see you walking when you are supposed to run or stop doing something you are supposed to do, it adds up to the number of rounds you have to run and your activity will take longer. I can’t really describe the activities, I don’t really know the names of the exercises and…I didn’t do them properly pun. Haha..:D But, it was fun. Macam team building kinda thing but more to military exposure. FUN+PAINFUL.
I felt like I was in the Biggest Loser Asia. Except that the trainers are better looking. Hehe..
So after that….McDonald. [Ni la masalah kita. Exercise gila-gila, pastu breakfast nasi lemak, McD, roti canai…:p]
However, last week, Ali told me that a friend of his, Sarep together with his girl, Fariza are also members of the OBC. But they join the one in PJ and their introduction session was Saturday (yesterday). So I agreed to join. Was excited. Everyone thought it was more like hot-hot-chicken shit kinda thing. Even I thought so.
But, there I was at Padang Utara, PJ, at 5.30am.
Warming up was like jogging back and forth for few meters. Lesson learnt: Don’t stand anywhere near Ali. When he ran at my back he told me to go faster. When he was running in front of me, he left gaps like 3 obese people pun can fill in. Heheh..
The activities yesterday was more focused on the strength of your muscles. They were all good, but for a beginner like me……. SAKIT, BEB!!!
The gist is, not to stop until they tell you to do so. Keep on doing it even at a slow pace. If they see you walking when you are supposed to run or stop doing something you are supposed to do, it adds up to the number of rounds you have to run and your activity will take longer. I can’t really describe the activities, I don’t really know the names of the exercises and…I didn’t do them properly pun. Haha..:D But, it was fun. Macam team building kinda thing but more to military exposure. FUN+PAINFUL.
I felt like I was in the Biggest Loser Asia. Except that the trainers are better looking. Hehe..
So after that….McDonald. [Ni la masalah kita. Exercise gila-gila, pastu breakfast nasi lemak, McD, roti canai…:p]
So this is how some of my runner friends get their stamina... you have to be committed, enjoy the early morning breeze, muds on the ground, enjoy looking at cute instructors, baru boleh ada motivation to join OBC.. hehe otherwise.. tidur je laaa.. :p
If you ask me if I were to do it again...my answer would be, YES. But three times a week? NO-NO-NO-NO-NO. I will only join once a month bring-s friend-day if allowed. hehe.. :)
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Dear Trainees
If you are not mentally prepared,
please don't apply for this job.
If you are not strong,
please don't ever think of applying this job.
If you you think you are the type to be home by 6pm,
this is not the right job for you.
If you think you need your senior to babysit you all the time,
this is not right for you.
If you think you can't do multitasking,
don't apply this job at all.
If you don't know how to lie,
don't ever think of being an auditor.
If you can't work with me,
you definitely can't work with anybody else.
I wasn't about to give you a bad rating.
But you went and complaint about me.
That shows you didnt understand what I was lecturing you about.
You didn't report when you were supposed to come in.
The next day when you finally did, you came in at 11am? You think you own the firm?
And when you finally arrived at 11, you told me that you were gonna go for breakfast. Oh, yes..you really thought you were working for your father, weren;t you?
When other seniors came in office at 10am, you come in at 11am. wah, sungguh boss.
When other people were busy and stressed, you started to pack at 5.15pm sharp to go home.
You take your own farking sweet time to do your work.
You were rude.
You lied all the time.
You have a serious attitude problem, girl.
I wish i can squeeze your head and throw it to the wall, pijak-pijak sampai hancur.
That's how much i hate you.
If you ever show up again..you'll never gonna see the sun.
mode: stress dengan trainee.
please don't apply for this job.
If you are not strong,
please don't ever think of applying this job.
If you you think you are the type to be home by 6pm,
this is not the right job for you.
If you think you need your senior to babysit you all the time,
this is not right for you.
If you think you can't do multitasking,
don't apply this job at all.
If you don't know how to lie,
don't ever think of being an auditor.
If you can't work with me,
you definitely can't work with anybody else.
I wasn't about to give you a bad rating.
But you went and complaint about me.
That shows you didnt understand what I was lecturing you about.
You didn't report when you were supposed to come in.
The next day when you finally did, you came in at 11am? You think you own the firm?
And when you finally arrived at 11, you told me that you were gonna go for breakfast. Oh, yes..you really thought you were working for your father, weren;t you?
When other seniors came in office at 10am, you come in at 11am. wah, sungguh boss.
When other people were busy and stressed, you started to pack at 5.15pm sharp to go home.
You take your own farking sweet time to do your work.
You were rude.
You lied all the time.
You have a serious attitude problem, girl.
I wish i can squeeze your head and throw it to the wall, pijak-pijak sampai hancur.
That's how much i hate you.
If you ever show up again..you'll never gonna see the sun.
mode: stress dengan trainee.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
My Bestfriend's wedding: 2
Zetty Zaihasra & Harith
Malam berinai...
Nikah 8 January 2010, Subang Jaya
Zetty's reception, 9 January 2010, Jelutong Hill
Wedding kebaya, pelamin - Lynda RahimMake up - Amy Jan
Food - Suri Catering
Harith's reception, 10 January 2010, Concorde Shah Alam
Harith's reception, 10 January 2010, Concorde Shah Alam
Wedding dress, veils - JeffreyMake up - Amy Jan
I wish you both the best of life. Semoga di rahmati Allah swt. I will always be there for you two no matter what.. and I will be your children's godmother, your grandchildren's godgrandmother, and your greatgrandchildren's godgreatgrandmother..if there's such thing. :)
I wish you both the best of life. Semoga di rahmati Allah swt. I will always be there for you two no matter what.. and I will be your children's godmother, your grandchildren's godgrandmother, and your greatgrandchildren's godgreatgrandmother..if there's such thing. :)
Selamat Pengantin Baru. Semoga kekal dan diberkati selalu.
Photo courtesy: Amir Izzat
Photo courtesy: Amir Izzat
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